lmao guess what guize i have a face, roflcopter.
I’m going to be gone for a while.
And by ‘a while,’ I mean indefinitely.
I joined the navy because… this world sucks and I leave in 9 days.
This can chill until after boot camp I suppose.
Whatever.
BYE.
I really fucking hate exercise.
I have to
- wake up early
- shower
- get dressed
- go outside in the cold
- wait on the bus
- walk 2 blocks
- get stared at for being that out of shape bitch in Planet Fitness
- try to ignore the people staring at me be out of shape
- walk 2 blocks
- get back on the bus
- get undressed
- take a shower
- eat food that completely negates everything I just did
It’s so much easier to be a fat lazy slob. Why is that not socially acceptable? I just wanna sit in my underwear, eat macaroni, practice my ukulele and watch movies on Netflix.
IS THAT A CRIME?!
nah. I just think penis’ are funny looking when they aren’t putting in work.
penis
enters
vagina
then
retreats
then
enters
again
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word. stop sleeping on my fam.
Untitled (Yes!)
the first cut from the solo effort from Allen Thomas
titled, “I Want A Gun”the album to come soon. production by Felix Von Soco
you can download the single here
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1. Working on it. I’m poor man and I’m trying to fucks with what I got.
2. I have no occupation but I’m in the navy. After March this blog is going to look very sparse.
3. I’m 22.
4. 6.5. Up until about a month ago I hadn’t had a boyfriend for 5 years. Thus, no practice. I’ll work on it.
5. Patrick Rothfuss because The Name Of The Wind is amazing. Or Meg Cabot. There is no shame in loving The Princess Diaries.
6. 
7. Once before bed. It just makes sense that way.
And there you have it, random mystery human. So what’s my prize?
